that’s a blowpop! say from charms

Nothing much to report here, I’m gearing up for Writer Friday which I’m kinda exciting about it. If all works out well, you’ll see some art by a friend of mine with a piece of my writing.
I’m heading off to PA this weekend to shoot some paper targets, spend some time with the family, and then try to make it to an engagement party.

Don’t worry, I’ll not forget about you.

This is a repost from a former blog of mine. Here ya go, something to tide you over until Writer Friday:

I love Candy. I loved candy as a kid, an adolescent, a teenager and now. Of course my tastes have varied as I grew up and my tolerance for all things sugary-sweet has dwindled – and the development of TMJ, has severely limited my candy intake. I still eat candy, just different candy. Which leads me to the point of this particular entry.

Candy from the good ol’ days (pt 1). There are a lot of different candies for each age group that you belong too. My grandparents remember penny candies and my mother remembers jawbreakers and what not from the 70’s. It all depends on when you were born and what generation you were raised in.

Candy, to me, is a notoriously kid thing to eat. Adults frown upon candy and fear that it will spoil appetites (which yes, they can, I’ve seen the way my sister’s eat candy) or that it will make them unbelievably hyper (studies show that it isn’t necessarily the sugar but the anticipation). Adults think of candy as empty calories and things to remember from when they were younger. They sneak it when they think no one’s looking or pretend to have you twist their arms when you offer it to them. It’s almost verboten. In place of Candy Buttons, Ring Pops, Caramels or Zagnuts there is Sugar Free Candies and Sugarless gum. 

Kids, well, any kid that doesn’t like candy of some kind probably will grow up to be a politician and no one wants that. At the mere mention of candy, kids will study grow quiet and obedient. They will clean their rooms or sweep the patio. They will raise their hands in class or learn math. Kids will steal candy. Kids will give candy. Kids will cry over candy. Kids want candy like an adult wants a strong drink after a long day of work (or visiting relatives). Candy is the great equalizer to kids. It makes everything ok. Until you take it away.

I ate candy, I stole candy, I hoarded candy. I counted candy (anyone remember the “how many M&M’s are in the jar?” exercise). I gave out candy and I bet candy. I have always been a ‘candy lady’. At work, it’s no different. I can’t keep it in my house because my husband likes salt. He should’ve been a politician.

So now, the top 13 favorite candies I had as a child in the late eighties/nineties. In no particular order of course. This will cover 5th – 10th grade.

 

1 Blow Pop

Oh Blow Pop how I loved thee. You made my mouth bleed with your sugar blades (or the tiny crevices where the sugar hadn’t quite cooled properly and opened) and your vivacious fruit taste was mingled with the taste of coppery blood. I’m not talking about the new sour kind, the Blue Razz or the Black Cherry kinds either. Nor am I talking about the glutton’s desire – the Super Blow Pop. I’m talking old school. The cherry, strawberry, sour apple, watermelon and finally the red-headed step-child of the group, the grape flavor.

Blow Pops were the Ultimate treat. It was an oral fixator’s wet dream. Not only was it a lollipop but it had a secret garden of gum! Of GUM I tell ya! I always thought that Blow Pops were the older cooler sibling of the Tootsie Roll pop and about ten times more dangerous. You didn’t have to be patient with a Blow Pop, there was no counting how many licks it would take to get to the center because nobody cared. In the world of instant gratification, these babies were GOD. You could lick ’em, suck, chomp ’em; it was oral masturbation!

Blow Pops were also a divider. It made the older kids feel superior when the younger ones couldn’t have them because adults were scared they would choke on the gum. I relished that I was older enough to chew gum and have the added bonus of a hard candy. My little sister didn’t like it so much. She would have to throw it out before it became gum. It was also the candy of the hip comfortable middle class kids. Blow Pops were not something that was had in my house as a kid. In fact I don’t think we even had them until Halloween and then it was because the neighbors gave them out. I couldn’t afford Blow Pops until I was in Middle School and by then I had moved on to other things.

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2 Push Pop 

Push Pops were kind of disgusting if you think about it. Sure, the flavors were pretty good. They were the slightly blander, too smooth to be real cousin of the Blow Pop without all of the fun. I enjoyed eating this a lot as a young kid (like 4-5). They were safe for kids because the lollipop never came off* and you could CLIP them onto you! You could never lose them and unlike a real lollipop, if you tired of it you could always cap it and come back to it later (unlike having to put it back in the wrapper or putting it in a cup to put back in the fridge). 

BUT they were absolutely gross because unlike a lollipop on a stick, where any fluid would get absorbed into the paper, your saliva caught at the end of the Push Pop. Meaning, every time you pushed the damn thing up your fingers were sticky. Try being a small kid and having sticky fingers. It does not work. You get lint on your hands, you get lint in the chamber of the Push Pop and all these equals getting lint on your pop. But I loved it as a kid. Who knows what I was thinking.

3 Gummy Bears

 I loved loved loved loved Gummy Bears. I still do, even with this stupid TMJ that I have. Gummy bears were sort of a sadistic candy weren’t they? I mean, here you are as a kid, going through the time where you are being taught how to be a good person, how to be kind and how to be gentle.

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Then you are given a handful or a bagful of these delicious fruity gummies in the shape of an adorable bear, during a time when the Gummi Bears cartoon was on (and I loved it) and suddenly all lessons about being kind and gentle are thrown out the window because biting the head of a pineapple flavored bear is more important. Stephen Colbert probably ate these a lot as a child.

(Photo courtesy of flckr)

4 Candy Buttons/Dots

According to Wikipedia: Candy Buttons or Candy Dots are small rounded pegs of candy that are attached to a strip of paper…… Each strip of the candy includes three flavors: cherry (pink), lime (blue), and lemon (yellow)….. It is also known as paper candy, possibly because the difficulty in removing the buttons usually resulted in the ingestion of the poorly waxed (but digestively harmless) paper along with the candy

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These candies, well I wouldn’t even go so far as to call them candy, but they were something I enjoyed as a kid. I’m not sure what they were made of other than sugar but it was a type of candy where you could taste the chemicals; not the flavors. You could also taste the paper. In fact, this candy is really nothing but paper. I think I saw it as a challenge to see how many buttons I could get without getting paper. I think I was a bit thick-headed because instead of using my fingers, because that would make my fingers turn different colors, I would use my mouth. I ate a ton of paper as a kid due to this candy.

5 Starburst


Pink and Red were my favorite as a kid, in fact, I’m still pretty prejudiced against orange and lemon. Not only do I hate their colors but they pretty much taste like house hold cleaning products. No thanks! 

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I used to take these out of the wrapper and balance them according to flavor. I would eat the orange before the lemon but I would always eat the red and pink first (I know that they have flavors but my juvenile mind will always insist that they are red and pink not cherry and strawberry). I was that kid. The one that ate all the good ones and then was left with the natty disgusting flavors. As a grown up, I eat these pretty much the same way and now that I understand the flavors and have money, I tend to stay away from the originals. I get California or Tropical flavors but very rarely do I buy the regular.




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6 Skittles

Packed with sugar and flavor, this was the cooler version of an M&M. Instead of chocolate in the center, it had…wait for it…sugar! In fact, I’m still not sure what the hell is in the center of a Skittle other than crystallized sugar but whatever it is it filled my little tummy with goodness. The other flavors became even better when I moved from elementary school into the finer culinary tastes of Middle School. Yes, ’tis true. The Berry Skittles were amazing and the Blue pack was even better. They were easy to eat and even easier to sneak into school when you weren’t allowed to have candy.


They were also the best part of Halloween candy because your parents didn’t care if you ate them because they were packaged in their own little packages.


Taste the Rainbow was the slogan and I remember associating Skittles with Rainbow Brite as a child.  Even though I can only stomach about a third of the small bag as an adult, Skittles will always be one of my favorite kid candies.




7 Strawberry Candies

(photo courtesy of friendshiphouse.com)

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As a child we didn’t have a lot of money so candy wasn’t exactly something that was available all of the time. Chocolate was even rarer (not to make it sound like I lived during the Great Depression and we were rationed) but we had cookies and my mother would try to bake — needless to say, when I got candy it was like living the high life (so much as any young child could ever really live the high life).


The first candy on this list is a beloved favorite even know. At one point it had the tag line, “Two for me, none for you” – which really just encouraged selfishness. Anyway, my favorite commercial was the below.



8 Twix



I can distinctly remember watching this right after 21 Jump Street, because as a three-year old, about to turn four, that show was incredibly appropriate :). I also remember having a huge crush on Mr. Depp and the Asian guy whose name I can, regrettably, no longer recall — /edit – it’s Dustin Nguyen. Ah hell yeah.


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9. M&M’s


Does anyone remember when M&M’s weren’t the color of rainbows? Before there were purple and blue there was dark brown and light brown. Affectionately referred to as the shit colors. Of course now they are trying to bring the dark brown back by referring to it as ‘au natural’ and giving it a personality. *rolls eyes*



I have a few picture of me as a young child eating the regular m&m’s and boy oh boy, I was an adorable kid.


Anyway, it wasn’t until I was much older did I start loving the peanut m&ms.


10. Snickers



I always thought this was the healthiest of the candy bars and in light of recent Snicker’s campaigns where they suggest you eat this instead of a meal, one could see why. Although, best Snicker commercial ever is the recent one from Superbowl 2010. The one with Betty White. Ah hell yeah. 


I love that woman.





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11. Reese’s Pieces  


I will be honest, I think a lot of my love for this candy came because my mother’s nickname for me at the time was Reesie. Now, I was about three or four and didn’t see my mother very often, so this is more of a sentimental choice than a taste choice – although they tasted pretty damn good.


I understand now that some frellin alien by the name of ET loved them but you know what?  I didn’t know that then and when I did finally see E.T when I was like 5 and someone had a VHS, I didn’t really like it. Boring as all hell. Now, if someone had popped in a tape of The Little Mermaid or Miami Vice I would’ve been down for that.


I believe these little candy pieces are the gateway drug to the Reese’s Pieces Peanut Butter Cups. A sort of pot to the RPPB’s heroin.


That’s right, I said it. I’m so excited…..I’m sooo scared.



12 PEZ


This is clearly not a chocolate bar but I loved Pez as a kid. It was a perfect combination of a choking hazard and a toy. The candy tasted amazing as a child but now you can clearly taste the red #40 that was put into the candy. The best part was the character head that dispensed the Pez.


It’s actually a pretty weird toy/candy. In fact it’s the only popular candy I can think of that encourages the decapitation of a person/animal/fictional character for the promise of sweet sweet salvation candy.



13. Reese’s Pieces Peanut Cups

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The crack to end all crack.

 

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